AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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