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Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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