yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I have feelings that need drinking.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
