I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Jerry, you need to find god
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
