So drunk, too bad you don't want this
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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