my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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