Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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