Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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