I bet he comes in French.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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