You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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