my vag is so smooth its legendary
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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