we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Operation Purity has been aborted
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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