I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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