I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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