I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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