he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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