: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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