have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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