If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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