Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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