'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
ttyl tear gas
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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