I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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