Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Small penises have feelings too.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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