What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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