This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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