Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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