Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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