adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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