Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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