Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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