Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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