is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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