"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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