We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Randomize
