I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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