So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I have already put on my inside pants.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
