My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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