Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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