I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
do herpes really smell.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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