SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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