its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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