If that was your dad, he is hot
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
my poor anus
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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