Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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