Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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