I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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