Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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