She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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