I'm lost and stupid without you.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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