nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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