at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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