Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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